The Shocker?

The first thing that comes to mind when I hear The Shocker is this guy


The goofy comic book villain who constantly gets his ass handed to him by Spiderman. Well the other night while watching the Chelsea Lately show it was brought to my attention that when others hear the shocker they think of something else. They think of the hand gesture. Now I had no idea what the shocker hand gesture was so I did some digging and this was the result.



Bam! The Shocker aka 2 in the curtain, 1 for the hurtin, 2 in the front, 1 in the shunt, 2 in the fun, 1 in the bun, 2 in the juice, 1 in the deuce
2 in the pookie, 1 in the dookie. Okay I could go on like with these for days but Im a grown up so I won't and In case you still don't get it the shocker is when you stick your index and ring finger in a girls vajayjay and your pinky in her but. Okay so after finding out what the shocker was I thought with 5 fingers there have to be more of these hand gesture and man was I right. Here is a chart for you from me.


Now personally Im not sure if I endorse The Shocker Hand Gesture but I found somebody who does and you might just recognize him.


Well now you all know what The Shocker is and your welcome. But remember folks use this new found knowledge with caution because it is called The Shocker for a reason.

3,2,1, BLOG!

Hey, thanks for coming. This is our inaugural post, and I'd like to use it to introduce the blog and us.

This blog is something my brother Jonathan's wanted to do for awhile, and I finally broke down and agreed to do it with him. We've spent countless hours together talking bullshit about most thing under the sun, and we figured it was time to put it online as a testimony to the genius that we come up with. Expect us to talk a lot about movies, TV, comic books, and whatever else gets our attention. Also be prepared, it might get a little NSFW in this piece.

In the top left corner, you'll be able to read Jonathan's tweets from his account @_MartyMcFly_. Go ahead and follow him. I don't have a twitter but maybe I'll get one soon. It really does seem to specifically made for people who just have random thoughts and/or misadventures, i.e., people like me .

Oh, and the name of the blog. Well, if you watch It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia then you know whats up. If not, then enjoy:



Hope you have as much fun reading this blog, as we will writing it.